Damn the carbs

Damn the carbs

Look Mama!


We've all got friends or colleagues that fall into the category of 'Oh-so-superior fitness freak'  or a 'slightly annoying whinging dieter'. 

It's their birthday.  They need to loosen up a bit. If they scoff enough cake they can loosen their pants.  Maybe don't tell them that.

Greeting card with a quality plain envelope, sealed in a clear protective sleeve.

All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5 × 7 inches) and are blank inside.