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WTF $4.00

WTF

WTF

WTF

$4.00

Why, what did you think I was going to say? Maybe not for grandma though... definitely one for the teenagers. 

Greeting card with a quality plain envelope, sealed in a clear protective sleeve.
Card is 125mm square (approx 5 x 5 inches) and are blank inside.

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Joy of Christmas $4.00

Joy of Christmas

Joy of Christmas

Joy of Christmas

$4.00

Make the most of it! Start early, go hard. You know Christmas lunch won't be until about 3:30pm... you need to keep your strength up.

Greeting card with a quality plain envelope, sealed in a clear protective sleeve.
Card is 125mm square (approx 5 x 5 inches) and are blank inside.

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Giving $4.00

Giving

Giving

Giving

$4.00

Give this to the person who gave you a pair of socks or (better yet) SOAP last year...

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Card is 125mm square (approx 5 x 5 inches) and are blank inside.

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Let it go $4.00

Let it go

Let it go

Let it go

$4.00

If only Bing Crosby and Frank Sinatra has recorded this version.

Greeting card with a quality plain envelope, sealed in a clear protective sleeve.
Card is 125mm square (approx 5 x 5 inches) and are blank inside.

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Yay holidays $4.00

Yay holidays

Yay holidays

Yay holidays

$4.00

If you end the festive season without an ounce of self-loathing you weren't trying hard enough.

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Card is 125mm square (approx 5 x 5 inches) and are blank inside.

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Santa Satan $4.00

Santa Satan

Santa Satan

Santa Satan

$4.00

Psst, kids...let me tell you a little secret... no it's okay, don't cry... you needed to know...

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Card is 125mm square (approx 5 x 5 inches) and are blank inside.

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Fruitcake $4.00

Fruitcake

Fruitcake

Fruitcake

$4.00

Fruitcake. You know what I'm sayin'...

Greeting card with a quality plain envelope, sealed in a clear protective sleeve.
Card is 125mm square (approx 5 x 5 inches) and are blank inside.

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Stressy $4.00

Stressy

Stressy

Stressy

$4.00

Christmas can be a bit of a trial....hopefully not culminating in a trial. It'll be okay, let's hug.

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Card is 125mm square (approx 5 x 5 inches) and are blank inside.

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Fat pants rock $4.00

Fat pants rock

Fat pants rock

Fat pants rock

$4.00

You have some. We all do. Don't pretend you don't.

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Card is 125mm square (approx 5 x 5 inches) and are blank inside.

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Dealer's choice $4.00

Dealer's choice

Dealer's choice

Dealer's choice

$4.00

Yes! Spirit of Christmas, get in me now.

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Card is 125mm square (approx 5 x 5 inches) and are blank inside.

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Christmas miracle $4.00

Christmas miracle

Christmas miracle

Christmas miracle

$4.00

It's Christmas — don't say no to anything! Unless it's at the office Christmas party where 'no' is usually the very best answer.

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Card is 125mm square (approx 5 x 5 inches) and are blank inside.

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Stress, angst, whatever! $4.00

Stress, angst, whatever!

Stress, angst, whatever!

Stress, angst, whatever!

$4.00

Get retro, get medicated, get with it this Christmas!

Greeting card with a quality plain envelope, sealed in a clear protective sleeve.
Card is 125mm square (approx 5 x 5 inches) and are blank inside.

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CHRISTMAS BUTTON BADGES $2.50

CHRISTMAS BUTTON BADGES

CHRISTMAS BUTTON BADGES CHRISTMAS BUTTON BADGES
CHRISTMAS BUTTON BADGES CHRISTMAS BUTTON BADGES

CHRISTMAS BUTTON BADGES

$2.50

Perfect for stocking fillers, Secret Santa presents or just to leave on someone's desk.

All badges have a pin back to them and are approx 31mm in diameter (that’s 1.25 inches). Big enough to create impact, not big enough to make you look like you’re on the campaign trail.

Order the quantity you want then tell us in the message to seller which numbers you are after.

1. Bah Humbug

2. Evil Santa

3. Nice

4. Naughty

5. Ho freakin' ho

6. A Christmas toast

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Life tip 23—The sandbox of life $4.00

Life tip 23—The sandbox of life

Life tip 23—The sandbox of life

Life tip 23—The sandbox of life

$4.00

Ah. Life, much like a cat in the sandbox... always has a little 'surprise' in store for you when you least expect it.

Greeting card with a quality plain envelope, sealed in a clear protective sleeve.
All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5×7 inches) and are blank inside.

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Woman on trapeze. Backside view. $4.00

Bottoms up

Woman on trapeze. Backside view.

Bottoms up

$4.00

From any angle, it's a birthday and deserves a good show!

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All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5×7 inches) and are blank inside.

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Two friends deep in conversation. Lots of blah blah blah happening. $4.00

Friends that understand

Two friends deep in conversation. Lots of blah blah blah happening.

Friends that understand

$4.00

Friends that understand each other. Priceless.

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All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5×7 inches) and are blank inside.

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Two classy women drinking. Old photo. $4.00

Live it up baby

Two classy women drinking. Old photo.

Live it up baby

$4.00

Live it up baby. And drink it down. Oh yeah.

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All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5×7 inches) and are blank inside.

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Two women and a man raising glasses, drinking out of a bottle $4.00

We go to parties

Two women and a man raising glasses, drinking out of a bottle

We go to parties

$4.00

We are NOT alcoholics.  Alcoholics go to meetings ... we go to PARTIES.

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All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5×7 inches) and are blank inside.

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I'll drink to that $4.00

I'll drink to that

I'll drink to that

I'll drink to that

$4.00

Greeting card with a quality plain envelope, sealed in a clear protective sleeve.
All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5×7 inches) and are blank inside.

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Christmas is about people $4.00

Christmas is about people

Christmas is about people

Christmas is about people

$4.00

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All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5×7 inches) and are blank inside.

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Bed clown $4.00

Bed clown

Bed clown

Bed clown

$4.00

A little something for anyone who "has a thing" about clowns.  Think of it as an intervention.  You're welcome.

Greeting card with a quality plain envelope, sealed in a clear protective sleeve.
All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5×7 inches) and are blank inside.

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Love and laughter $4.00

Love and laughter

Love and laughter

Love and laughter

$4.00

Love laughter... and... and... oh yeah, and alcohol. Well, it is a celebration after all!

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All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5×7 inches) and are blank inside.

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Laughs with friends $4.00

Laughs with friends

Laughs with friends

Laughs with friends

$4.00

Sometimes nothing is better than a good old guffaw with the people who know you best (and like you anyway).

Greeting card with a quality plain envelope, sealed in a clear protective sleeve.
All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5×7 inches) and are blank inside.

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Two sweetest little kids in party hats. Old photo, sepia tones. $4.00

It's your birthday! Sweet.

Two sweetest little kids in party hats. Old photo, sepia tones.

It's your birthday! Sweet.

$4.00

This is one sweet card. Those are two cute kids. Obviously not related, they are not hitting each other.

Greeting card with a quality plain envelope, sealed in a clear protective sleeve.
All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5×7 inches) and are blank inside.

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Life Tip 14—Not so helpless $4.00

Life Tip 14—Not so helpless

Life Tip 14—Not so helpless

Life Tip 14—Not so helpless

$4.00

Women. We can do anything. 

Greeting card with a quality plain envelope, sealed in a clear protective sleeve.
All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5×7 inches) and are blank inside.

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So, this is Christmas $4.00

So, this is Christmas

So, this is Christmas

So, this is Christmas

$4.00

Greeting card with a quality plain envelope, sealed in a clear protective sleeve.
All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5×7 inches) and are blank inside.

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Don't hate me $4.00

Don't hate me

Don't hate me

Don't hate me

$4.00

We've all done it. Give them a card that shows you can laugh at yourself (by showing how much of a jerk you really are).

 

Greeting card with a quality plain envelope, sealed in a clear protective sleeve.

All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5 × 7 inches) and are blank inside.

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Cats understand $4.00

Cats understand

Cats understand

Cats understand

$4.00

Truer words were never spoken. So why do we like them so much?

 

Greeting card with a quality plain envelope, sealed in a clear protective sleeve.

All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5 × 7 inches) and are blank inside.

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Works of art $4.00

Works of art

Works of art

Works of art

$4.00

It's a nice card.  A nice card for a nice old person. Nice.

 

Greeting card with a quality plain envelope, sealed in a clear protective sleeve.

All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5 × 7 inches) and are blank inside.

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Damn the carbs $4.00

Damn the carbs

Damn the carbs

Damn the carbs

$4.00

We've all got friends or colleagues that fall into the category of 'Oh-so-superior fitness freak'  or a 'slightly annoying whinging dieter'. 

It's their birthday.  They need to loosen up a bit. If they scoff enough cake they can loosen their pants.  Maybe don't tell them that.

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All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5 × 7 inches) and are blank inside.

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Shit happens $4.00

Shit happens

Shit happens

Shit happens

$4.00

Well it DOES, you know it does. Show them you sympathise with this simple message of understanding.

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All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5 × 7 inches) and are blank inside.

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Born to stand out $4.00

Born to stand out

Born to stand out

Born to stand out

$4.00

Who ever thought Dr Seuss was so smart? Word to live by? Absolutely.

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All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5 × 7 inches) and are blank inside.

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Get on your way $4.00

Get on your way

Get on your way

Get on your way

$4.00

I know, it'd be nice if success wasn't up that mountain, but it is. One day we hope to do a "your fluffy beach towel and private beach is waiting" version, but that day is not today.

Greeting card with a quality plain envelope, sealed in a clear protective sleeve.

All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5 × 7 inches) and are blank inside.

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One special person $4.00

One special person

One special person

One special person

$4.00

Engagement or wedding card or even "recently shacked up together card", it's a card that tells it like it is. But nicer.

Greeting card with a quality plain envelope, sealed in a clear protective sleeve.

All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5 × 7 inches) and are blank inside.

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All babies $4.00

All babies

All babies

All babies

$4.00

They already know their baby is the most gorgeous baby on the planet... you may as well go with the flow.

Greeting card with a quality plain envelope, sealed in a clear protective sleeve.

All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5 × 7 inches) and are blank inside.

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GET THE ATTENTION YOU DESERVE—BADGES (50mm) $4.00

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Nice big badges on a nifty backing card. Perfect added to a gift, small enough to be given as a little bit of fun on their own.

Large range of messages covering birthdays, new parents, hens and bucks nights ... plus a selection for big heads everywhere.

Just let us know the number of the one you want wherever you get to enter SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS on your payment route outta here. If you forget or can’t find it we will email you and ask which ones you want. No sweat.

All badges have a pin back to them and are approx 50mm in diameter (that’s 2.5 inches) attached to lightweight card and sealed in a clear protective sleeve. 

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I want to ride my bicycle $4.00

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle

$4.00

You so know that woman would rather be home having a cup of tea. Well, would you fancy riding a bike in that skirt? Perfect card for all those bike-loving maniacs you know.

Greeting card with a quality plain envelope, sealed in a clear protective sleeve.
All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5×7 inches) and are blank inside.

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Our dog $4.00

Our dog

Our dog

Our dog

$4.00

B-b-but he's one of the family... he just IS... and better behaved than the kids too. Plus (and it's a big plus) I can lock the dog in the backyard all day without any of those pesky social workers coming knocking. Dogs rule.

Greeting card with a quality plain envelope, sealed in a clear protective sleeve.
All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5×7 inches) and are blank inside.

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Life Tip 42—The power of the eyebrow $4.00

Life Tip 42—The power of the eyebrow

Life Tip 42—The power of the eyebrow

Life Tip 42—The power of the eyebrow

$4.00

“The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.” 

~ Robin Williams

Fair enough, this guy's eyebrows remind me of Zsa Zsa Gabor. This is the perfect card for anyone you know who has gone too far (or not far enough) in the eyebrow department.

Greeting card with a quality plain envelope, sealed in a clear protective sleeve.
All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5×7 inches) and are blank inside.

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Life Tip 17—Siblings $4.00

Life Tip 17—Siblings

Life Tip 17—Siblings

Life Tip 17—Siblings

$4.00

Siblings. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em (for the first 18 years or so at any rate). You just know by looking at this boy's face he was UP TO SOMETHING. I have a brother. I feel her pain.

 

Greeting card with a quality plain envelope, sealed in a clear protective sleeve.
All cards are 124mm wide x 175mm deep (approx 5×7 inches) and are blank inside.

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